u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension
(via clubsprout)
as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life
(Source: warvariations, via berlin1991)
(Source: cmll-makeupart, via dreamgrl1998)
(Source: dankmemesreasonforliving, via joshpeck)